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    “Didn’t you say you were on a diet”….

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    When you’re trying to stay committed to a diet, but then all of a sudden…

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    So you give in:

    But of course you can’t have just one:

    Diet fail.

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    • Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    • Boy: I know.
    • Girl: I love you!
    • Boy: I love you more!
    • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
    • Girl: Where is he?
    • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
    • Girl: (Starts crying)
    • Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
    • LOLOLOL omg
    • fucking dead
    My parents never had “the talk” with me.

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